jeffersonic

My own father has been a bit of a disappointment.

I’d rather have Bill.

When I was 10 (1980), I dressed up as him for Halloween. I had a mask, wore a dark blue suit, and a tie with peanuts on it. I also carried around a bag of peanuts and handed them out as I asked people to vote for me.

I was very disappointed when that old dude beat him.

Is it true what they say about guys with big feet?

He can fly. With noodles for wings!

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

You’d be surprised how often this skill comes in handy.

Because he’s a freakin’ genius!

Um, cause he’s like cool and stuff.

I want to be her 6’5” globetrotting garden gnome.